A Heartland Christmas
Lou: That is the ugliest Christmas tree I have ever seen, bar none!
Mallory: The tree is ugly because of MY decorations?! Oh, is that it?! I’m sorry, Lou I ruined your perfect tree! I’m sorry your ordered little world was rocked! How do you think I feel being stuck in this house with you while everyone else is gone? Thank God for Caleb and Ashley! At least they have a sense of humor! You’re just the most horrible non-Christmas person I’ve ever known!
Lou: Okay, that is NOT true! I love Christmas!
Mallory: NO YOU DON’T! All Christmas means to you is being a control freak and having everything perfect! Oh, I’m sorry Lou. I didn’t know that Great Aunt Ruby’s hummingbird made with real authentic parrot feathers is supposed to go next to Grandma Lindy’s silver-freakin’-star!!!
Lou: I don’t have to listen to this! (stomps outside leaving Mallory alone in front of the Christmas tree)